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carole_c ([personal profile] carole_c) wrote2012-06-01 11:19 am

Sam's Shopping List



Lamb's blood.

Check.

Clary sage.

Check.

Bees-wax candles, white red and black.

Check.

A handful of rosaries.  They constantly lost them, or broke them, or left them behind in some body of water.

Check.

Two boxes of chalk.

Check.

A case of lighter fluid.

Check.

Two bags of rock salt.

Check. 

The best olive oil he could find.  Oil he'd never taste.  It would ruin yet another rosary, though.

Check.

Five boxes of empty shotgun shells.

Check.

A case of beer.

Check.

Blank cassette tapes.  The lamb's blood was easier to find, but…

Check.

"Uh, dude? Where's the pie?"

Crap!